Following in the format used by People Weekly, here is an alternate Sexiest Man Alive, as well as a bunch of “superlatives” similar to the ones used in the magazine.
Sexiest Man Alive:
Matt Bomer
Matt Bomer as Neal Caffrey.
Matt Bomer singing from the White Collar gag reel.
Even Zachary Levi, who worked with Matt on Chuck, thinks he’s sexy.
Sexiest Villian & All Around Entertainer:
Tom Hiddleston
Tom Hiddleston as Loki
Tom dancing. Also, just search his name on YouTube and prepare to be entertained.
Sexiest Time Traveler:
David Mison
Tom Mison as Ichabod Crane
Ichabod Crane character profile.
Sexiest Nerd:
Zachary Levi
Zachary Levi as Chuck Bartowski
Keeping the connections coming, Zachary Levi in a dance-off with Tom Hiddleston.
Sexiest Vampires:
Paul Wesley & Ian Somerhalder
Brothers
Paul Wesley
Paul Wesley in a suit
Ian Somerhalder in a suit.
Paul Wesley interview.
Ian Somerhalder interview.
Sexiest Fairy Tale Characters:
Michael Raymond-James & Colin O’Donoghue as Neal Cassady & Killian Jones (Captain Hook) respectively.
Michael Raymond-James
Colin O’Donaghue as Captain Hook
Michael Raymond-James and Colin O’Donaghue talk about their roles on Once Upon a Time.
Sexiest Demon Hunter:
Jensen Ackles
Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester
Jensen Ackles lip syncs “Eye of the Tiger.”
Sexiest Spy:
Matthew Rhys
Matthew Rhys
Matthew Rhys reciting famous movie lines with different accents.
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Matt Bomer is STUNNING <3